dirklaughingalonewithjakesboner:

canni8al:

samaralex:

inspector-lestrudel:

caspock:

beatlesforsale:

milkbeansandjam:

animagigirl:

coloredmondays:

Massive Theater Converted into Bookstore

Oh sweet jeebus….

I just had an orgasm.

BOOKGASM.

I think I just peed myself a little.

I’m making inhuman noises rn…

Always fun to see my posts come back around on my dash…covered in human excretions.  

CRIES…………

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davidstrider:

jonathanegbert:

davidstrider:

jonathanegbert:

davidstrider:

jonathanegbert:

i dropped dave’s toothbrush in the toilet and put it back without washing it.　

jokes on you i use your toothbrush

dave strider lies on the internet to save face.

john egbert adopts a false bravado in the face of a failed gambit ploy

dave strider wets his pants at the slightest hint of a scary movie.

shut up

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myreligioniskindness:

my brother tried to pick up a banana to make it look like he was talking on the phone but all the bananas in the bunch came with it and he just looked at me and went “i guess it’s a conference call”

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animalstalkinginallcaps:

OKAY, WELL, THANKS FOR LUNCH.

IT WAS REALLY GOOD SEEING YOU AGAIN. REALLY GOOD. I’VE MISSED YOU.

I MISSED YOU TOO.

SO MUCH.

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…

… 

…

OKAY, SERIOUSLY, I’VE GOT A PILATES CLASS AT 3. IT WAS NICE RUNNING INTO YOU.

IT WAS, WASN’T IT?

LET ME GO, DAN.

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celestialtoxophilite:

princekarkat:

galvatron:

WHO THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA

spoiler alert every flavour is grape

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